Wednesday, January 20, 2010

I Have Returned From Answering The Doorbell

Thank you to my infrequent readers who were to wait for me patiently while I was called away to be answering the doorbell. It was a pair of Jehovah's Witnesses: they had been endowed by their deity with the ability to talk at length for hours and even days. In this case, it was almost being of four months.

After enduring such discomfort, I would've greatly appreciated someone coming over to hit me with a heavy wooden stick to break contact from the debilitating electric current with which they were shocking me.