Jobs available on the Hindenburg

According to my last poll ("If you were on the crew of the Hindenburg, which job would you like?"), many readers implied they are lazy and not to be willing of doing any work on the deck of the Hindenburg.

Out of six votes cast, one voter would be liking to swabbing the decks, two voters would be liking to vacuuming the decks, and zero voters would be liking to mopping the decks.

Three voters got out of doing any work at all when they cast their vote for "Some other job."

It's people like this—who aren't willing to take risks, who pass the bucks, who shrug their shoulders and say "No way Jose, you've got the wrong guy"—these are the people who turned their backs on this great ship of ours and allowed the Hindenburg to drown in a sea of fire! May they be condemned to salting the french fries in the hot greasy kitchen of the next Hindenburg, so help me Rama!

Thank you, and remember to be voting in my current poll.