Want to be treated badly? Hire Alpine Home Solutions, LLC for YOUR next kitchen remodeling!

Indeed, you too can be mistreated while being separated from your money (and you may or may not get a beautiful new kitchen in the bargain).

Hire Alpine Home Solutions LLC to remodel your kitchen, and owner George Stratigeas will gladly put out his hand to accept your 50% deposit check.

Don't expect project oversight, OR experienced subcontractor labor, OR prompt and courteous service, OR any sort of timely dispute resolution, nor ANY sort of professionalism whatsoever.

What you CAN expect are frustration, anger, deceit, miscommunication, domestic strife, and two months'-worth of your precious weekends spent on DIY labor. Other drawbacks include loss of sleep, dry mouth, and an all-over malaise that makes your entire body feel crummy for the duration of the remodel process, due to the fact that you'll still be washing dishes in the bathroom sink for six weeks after your promised completion date.

So, if you live in the metropolitan Cincinnati OH or Knoxville TN areas, consider Alpine Home Solutions, LLC for YOUR next home improvement nightmare! George Stratigeas will take your money and run!